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As a butt kicker of all things that stand in his way, Chuck Norris needs a bit of rest and relaxation time every now and then. How does he relax, you ask? He ts - bad guys? No, he ts for his garden. Though it’s not unmon to find a villainous evil doer in his t heap or spinning around in his t tumbler! Back when Chuck enjoying his terary hiatus from Walker, Texas Ranger (it’ll be back, just you wait and see!), Chukie decided to spend some quality time getting back with his green self. He achieved this by tending to his mother’s rose pansy gardens. Well, the Season 6 villains from Walker caught wind of his environmentally friendly activities and decided it time to end it with him by feeding him into a chipper shredder.

Since nothing gets past Chuck Norris, he well aware of the Season 6 villains’ plans. The morning that they arrived, they found Chue laboriously watering his mother’s flowers with his back turned to them. As they crept in for the kill, Chue able to swiftly roundhouse kick two of them and send them sailing into a rain barrel! The remaining four stood stunned in disbelief until they were knocked to the ground by Chue’s iron fist and knee. One managed to back flip back onto his feet, but not for long for Chue wouldn’t allow it. In a graceful, Matrix-like fashion, Chue dropkicked him - right into an Expandable Worm Tower where he overe by voraciously hungry night crawlers.

Three down and three more still standing - Chue ted no time. Using his wit and no-holds bar technique, he grabbed two of the Season 6 villains by their ankles and swung them into his poison ivy patch (poison ivy is irritating to us mere humans, but Chuck Norris uses it as a skin inhibitor for shaving). The last one refused to go down easy and came after him with a lawn sweeper. How foolish of you, thought Chue; you e to fight Walker, Texas Ranger and all you brought a lawn sweeper?! Saving the best roundhouse kick for last, Chue sent him straight into an open t bin; of course, Chue had to dise of him in the garbage afterward because he starting to make the t smell like rotten eggs (an example of what happens when you have too much moisture in your t).

With all six of the Season 6 villains properly dised of, Chue able to continue watering his roses and pansies and in peace - until the hiatus is lifted, of course.

As a butt kicker of all things that stand in his way, Chuck Norris needs a bit of rest and relaxation time every now and then. How does he relax, you ask? He ts - bad guys? No, he ts for his garden. Though it’s not unmon to find a villainous evil doer in his t heap or spinning around in his t tumbler! Back when Chuck enjoying his terary hiatus from Walker, Texas Ranger (it’ll be back, just you wait and see!), Chukie decided to spend some quality time getting back with his green self. He achieved this by tending to his mother’s rose pansy gardens. Well, the Season 6 villains from Walker caught wind of his environmentally friendly activities and decided it time to end it with him by feeding him into a chipper shredder.

Since nothing gets past Chuck Norris, he well aware of the Season 6 villains’ plans. The morning that they arrived, they found Chuckie laboriously watering his mother’s flowers with his back turned to them. As they crept in for the kill, Chuckie able to swiftly roundhouse kick two of them and send them sailing into a rain barrel! The remaining four stood stunned in disbelief until they were knocked to the ground by Chuckie’s iron fist and knee. One managed to back flip back onto his feet, but not for long for Chuckie wouldn’t allow it. In a graceful, Matrix-like fashion, Chuckie dropkicked him - right into an Expandable Worm Tower where he overe by voraciously hungry night crawlers.

Three down and three more still standing - Chuckie ted no time. Using his wit and no-holds bar technique, he grabbed two of the Season 6 villains by their ankles and swung them into his poison ivy patch (poison ivy is irritating to us mere humans, but Chuck Norris uses it as a skin inhibitor for shaving). The last one refused to go down easy and came after him with a lawn sweeper. How foolish of you, thought Chuckie; you e to fight Walker, Texas Ranger and all you brought a lawn sweeper?! Saving the best roundhouse kick for last, Chuckie sent him straight into an open t bin; of course, Chuckie had to dise of him in the garbage afterward because he starting to make the t smell like rotten eggs (an example of what happens when you have too much moisture in your t).

With all six of the Season 6 villains properly dised of, Chuckie able to continue watering his roses and pansies and in peace - until the hiatus is lifted, of course.

As a butt kicker of all things that stand in his way, Chuck Norris needs a bit of rest and relaxation time every now and then. How does he relax, you ask? He costs - bad guys? No, he costs for his garden. Though it’s not uncommon to find a villainous evil doer in his cost heap or spinning around in his cost tumbler! Back when Chuck enjoying his terary hiatus from Walker, Texas Ranger (it’ll be back, just you wait and see!), Chu decided to spend some quality time getting back with his green self. He achieved this by tending to his mother’s rose pansy gardens. Well, the Season 6 villains from Walker caught wind of his environmentally friendly activities and decided it time to end it with him by feeding him into a chipper shredder.

Since nothing gets past Chuck Norris, he well aware of the Season 6 villains’ plans. The morning that they arrived, they found Chuc laboriously watering his mother’s flowers with his back turned to them. As they crept in for the kill, Chuc able to swiftly roundhouse kick two of them and send them sailing into a rain barrel! The remaining four stood stunned in disbelief until they were knocked to the ground by Chuc’s iron fist and knee. One managed to back flip back onto his feet, but not for long for Chuc wouldn’t allow it. In a graceful, Matrix-like fashion, Chuc dropkicked him - right into an Expandable Worm Tower where he overcome by voraciously hungry night crawlers.

Three down and three more still standing - Chuc ted no time. Using his wit and no-holds bar technique, he grabbed two of the Season 6 villains by their ankles and swung them into his poison ivy patch (poison ivy is irritating to us mere humans, but Chuck Norris uses it as a skin inhibitor for shaving). The last one refused to go down easy and came after him with a lawn sweeper. How foolish of you, thought Chuc; you come to fight Walker, Texas Ranger and all you brought a lawn sweeper?! Saving the best roundhouse kick for last, Chuc sent him straight into an open cost bin; of course, Chuc had to dispose of him in the garbage afterward because he starting to make the cost smell like rotten eggs (an example of what happens when you have too much moisture in your cost).

With all six of the Season 6 villains properly disposed of, Chuc able to continue watering his roses and pansies and in peace - until the hiatus is lifted, of course.